My first impression when I heard “Darwin Awards” was that they would be given for some extraordinary contribution to improving the gene pool. They are, for people who improve the gene pool…by removing themselves from it in an unbelievably idiotic manner therefore improving our species’ chances of long term survival
This could be either by killing themselves, or by losing the ability to reproduce. Some of the stories are quite funny* and deserve a special mention here.

Darwin Awards
The Terrorists Who Couldn’t Tell Time (1999 Award Winner)
The Palestinian Territories operate on “Palestinian Standard Time”, which observes Daylight Savings Time(DST) at slightly different times from Israel.
A group of Palestinian terrorists prepared bombs in a Palestinian-controlled area set on DST. They overlooked the small but very important fact that Israel had already switched from DST to standard time in 1999 because of some religious holiday.
Once inside Israel, the drivers were working on standard time. So the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, killing only the terrorists but no one else!

A Lesson In Timekeeping
The Journalists Who Thought A Press Pass Grants Immunity, Even From Elephants (2007 Award Winner)
Increased mining and rains in southeast India unsettle the wildife. In 2007, migrating elephants killed eleven people in the region. A team of four journalists decided to interview this herd of rogue elephants.They went into the forest in search of the rogues – on foot.
Elephants are big, and elephants are fast. As the deaths of the locals, history and common sense all illustrate, a person can’t out-run an elephant. But these journalists apparently assumed that a press pass grants immunity everywhere, even from animals.
Once these brave journalists sniffed out the herd, it was only natural to capture the photogenic animals on film. Unfortunately, the elephants were camera shy. Angered by the flash, the irritated herd charged the paparazzi, miraculously killing only one of the four.
His remains could not be retrieved.

Don't think they ever saw this!
The Three Little Farmers and The Pig (2001 Award Winner)
In Hungary, two farmers were killed and a third was hospitalized with serious injuries after the men attempted to kill a pig with a homemade stun gun during a traditional Hungarian pre-Christmas slaughter.
One farmer electrocuted himself with the device during an unsuccessful attempt to knock out the pig. The elderly owner of the pig was so alarmed at the tragedy unfolding before his eyes that he suffered a heart attack and died. The third farmer tried to come to the rescue of the first farmer by pulling the plug out of the socket. He was shocked, but survived.
The pig came to no harm that day.

Presumably, this is how the pig felt
How Macho Are You? (1996 Award Winner)
Men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. “Women thought I was a god,” he explained from his hospital bed. Some other men try to accomplish this by saying they have “The maximum number of fans on Orkut” or “The most popular guitar video on Youtube”.
Everything pales when compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe’s most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995.
Azninski, 30, was drinking with friends when they decided to strip naked and play some “men’s games”. Initially they hit each other with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw, swung at his own head and chopped it off. “Watch this then,” were his last famous words.
“It’s funny,” said one companion, “when he was young he put on his sister’s underwear. But he died like a man.”

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*Heartfelt condolences to the victims and their families